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that awkward moment when you’ve gone so far down on your dash you’ve reached the point of no return it’s like this bottomless trench but you feel so proud you got there you just keep going down deeper into the trench hoping for an end that isn’t there
when you’re calling someone but you kinda hope they don’t pick up the phone
so I don’t think I ever told you guys about the time I almost died from choking on refried beans
almost died from choking on refried beans
choking on refried beans
So my mom says that I’m never gonna get a girl unless I become a good parallel parker.
Because according to her, guys who can parallel park their car quickly and efficiently are attractive to other girls.
So I have a question for anyone reading this, would you ever date a guy that sucked at parallel parking?
wait are you trying to tell me that george washington didnt invent the washing machine
is there any higher human activity than crying to the les miserbles soundtrack on the floor of your room
i think not
Friend: You know, you remind me so much of the Phantom of the Opera.
Friend: Well, you both go through the same crap.
Friend: You know
Friend: The face