May 2013
99 posts
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when you’re calling someone but you kinda hope they don’t pick up the phone
Anonymous asked: any chance you will be at vidcon this year?
my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
adventuresonpaper:
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
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At work I may or may not have just charged someone 364$ to their credit card for a pretzel instead of 3.64$ because I forgot the decimal point
Whoops
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so I don’t think I ever told you guys about the time I almost died from choking on refried beans
that’s right
almost died from choking on refried beans
choking on refried beans
Anonymous asked: why did you cry last?
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PARALLEL PARKING IS HOT?!
So my mom says that I’m never gonna get a girl unless I become a good parallel parker.
Because according to her, guys who can parallel park their car quickly and efficiently are attractive to other girls.
So I have a question for anyone reading this, would you ever date a guy that sucked at parallel parking?
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Well guys… tonight looks like a Wind Waker night.
WHO’S WITH ME?!
Anonymous asked: if i drew you a picture would you keep it? even if it sucked?
katieketchum asked: I was watching the video you submitted to effyeahnerdfighters, and I opened your blog in another tab, and I thought your video was playing Rick Astley and almost cried
Anonymous asked: Do you have a middle name? and why did your parents name you fur?
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Anonymous asked: WHENS YOUR NEXT VIDEO FURRRRRRRRR????????
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wait are you trying to tell me that george washington didnt invent the washing machine
ohshititsgreg:
If your name is Frank and you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me
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Anonymous asked: What do you think about girls who cut?
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is there any higher human activity than crying to the les miserbles soundtrack on the floor of your room
i think not
Anonymous asked: are you in love?
emobaria:
you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt
Anonymous asked: i ship you with someone but im not gonna say who for a little bit! mwuhehehehehehehe
Anonymous asked: omg fur shit i love you! i wish i could be your friend! if any of furs friends are reading this, please, i will pay you to trade places. will any of you just stop being furs friend so i can be? i will pay you. whadaya say??
CRAP I GOT BUSTED
So I thought I was completely alone and everyone was asleep… So what else would I do but play the Pokemon theme song in my head phones and lip sync it crazily running around everywhere in my room?
So that’s what I did.
And My dad came in.
And he just looked at me.
Then walked away.
What do I do.
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am i the only one that gets really self conscious when talking to someone like all of the sudden you feel like you’re just annoying them what
Anonymous asked: you make me feel like a natural women, fur. <3
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That awkward moment when someone waves to the person behind you but you thought they were waving to you so you waved back. That just happened to me at work. They said that they weren’t waving to me, and I said “Oh I know. I was waving to the person behind you.”
Oh and there’s like a violin concert going on. There is nothing more beast than having epic music playing while you work! :)
Anonymous asked: you fag who would even wanna be friends with you how do you have any friends your really ugly honestly i threw up watching your videos the other day
Anonymous asked: do you have a dark history?
