I'm FUR - I'm an Actor, Director, Comedian (I try to be), & Partner at YouTube. C'mon...Follow me... WHAT THE FUR!?! (see what I did there because my name is Fur I'm not funny)
I feel like my future wife is gonna hate me because I’m not gonna wanna have sex as much as I’d just wanna hold her tight all night watching movies sorry future wife
I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you
My armpits sucks for you whoops
If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world.
Is there ever a second that goes by that you’re not eating?